The Manly Way: To Sharpen a Pencil

Belt Sander:http://www.google.com/products?q=belt+sander&btnG=Search+Products&hl=en&show=dd

or

Bench Grinder:http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&q=bench%20grinder&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wf

Pick one

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follow contents of this post, you do so at your own risk. I hope this
is all I need not to get sued.

The Manly Way: To Label a CD

http://www.xacto.com/ProductDetail.asp?id=165

More points the deeper the label is.

This has been part of THE MANLY WAY to-do—things series.

Disclaimer: This is purely for entertainment. If you do decide to follow contents of this post, you do so at your own risk. I hope this is all I need not to get sued.

The Manly Way: To Drink Coffee

First, get yourself a tin mug.
Second, boil water with two large chunks of firewood.
Third, pour coffee beans into your tin mug.
Fourth, when the water has boiled, pour it into your mug.
Fifth, drink immediately from the tin mug.
Sixth, chew thoroughly and swallow.

This has been part of THE MANLY WAY to-do—things series.

Disclaimer: This is purely for entertainment. If you do decide to follow contents of this post, you do so at your own risk. I hope this is all I need not to get sued.