Okay. I was wrong. The blackhole created by the LHC was a girl.
I admit my mistake (numbers 1, 2, and 3). Are you people happy now?
So instead of a hungry pasta and planet eating boy blackhole, we have a cosmetic consuming girl blackhole.
Expect to be missing nail polish, makeup, lotions, et cetera.
Set your calenders to October the twenty-first for another week of end-of-the-world excitement. (Hopefully the actual colliding of protons this time will create a boy blackhole this time.)
