1. Patented Buckling Spring Key Switches
In other words: Each time I press any one of the keys on my keyboard, it feels like the sexy “gears & cogs” mechanical spring-loaded movement. And it feels springy.
2. It won’t jam.
Well it will, but not when you use jam; when you use glue—industrial strength glue.
3. Durability
Does your keyboard have a steel plate?
4. Security
Can you use your keyboard to beat up would-be burgalars?
5. It still works
Even a decade—and—a–half into its life
6. It’s old
It’s a proven fact that old things are cool. Id est, pocket watches, zeppelins, propeller planes, fountain pens, typewriters, revolvers, steam engines, steam trains, steam punk, telegraphs, & c.
7. It’s your best excuse for not using your typwriter.
It feels as almost as nice as typing with a typewriter. It sounds almost as nice and loud as the clickity-clack of the typewriter keys hitting the paper and rubber-coated steel drum.
