A certain free man was spotted near the Large Hadron Collider. So has this guy.
The Hadron Collider won’t open up black holes, it’s going to cause a RESONANCE CASCADE!
Everybody should go buy a crowbar immediately before the stores run out. Spraypainting red onto it will give it a damage multiplier as well.
It all makes sense now. Black Mesa was made up by the government to distract us from the REAL conspiracy – in Cern! Half-Life supposedly takes place in 200#, meaning the timing may fit (though I like to claim the game takes place in 1998, same year it came out. After all, Black Mesa uses Win98 – artistic licensing, or is Black Mesa just poorly funded? Maybe, but then the PowerPoint in Portal proves they’d have money for better computers. Forget it for now.).
So everybody get ready. The events of Half-Life are going to play out over the course of the next few months. Enjoy your fertility while you can! Mwahahahahahaha…
