Hadron Collider To Be Renamed “Halo”?

According to this news post, a contest was held to have the Large Hadron Collider renamed, and among other awesome names such as “Black Mesa” and “42″, the winner is “Halo”.

It seems Microsoft will attempt to sue CERN for this. Most likely, they will fail (because Europeans always win in the end). They will then attempt to sabotage the Hadron Collider by replacing the test sample with something downright stupid, and cause the resonance cascade.

OF COURSE! If the Combine take over Earth, imagine how much money Microsoft will make! Combine weaponry and technology powered by Microsoft Windows! They’ll be rich (it’d also explain why the Combine are such poor fighters compared to the HECUs from Half-Life 1)!

Hadron Collider: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! (Pt. 2)

Click here for Part 1.

More proof this is all tied in with Half-Life. This video has a 3D flyby of the pipe tunnels of CERN, and if you are a HL player (or even better, mapper) you will recognize things!

Good luck to all of you in the upcoming weeks, and remember to keep an eye on our blog for more “informative” posts.

Hadron Collider: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

A certain free man was spotted near the Large Hadron Collider.  So has this guy.

The Hadron Collider won’t open up black holes, it’s going to cause a RESONANCE CASCADE!

Everybody should go buy a crowbar immediately before the stores run out. Spraypainting red onto it will give it a damage multiplier as well.

It all makes sense now. Black Mesa was made up by the government to distract us from the REAL conspiracy – in Cern! Half-Life supposedly takes place in 200#, meaning the timing may fit (though I like to claim the game takes place in 1998, same year it came out. After all, Black Mesa uses Win98 – artistic licensing, or is Black Mesa just poorly funded? Maybe, but then the PowerPoint in Portal proves they’d have money for better computers. Forget it for now.).

So everybody get ready. The events of Half-Life are going to play out over the course of the next few months. Enjoy your fertility while you can! Mwahahahahahaha…