It's a misnomer; we rant more than we are loath to change.
More proof this is all tied in with Half-Life. This video has a 3D flyby of the pipe tunnels of CERN, and if you are a HL player (or even better, mapper) you will recognize things!
Good luck to all of you in the upcoming weeks, and remember to keep an eye on our blog for more “informative” posts.
A certain free man was spotted near the Large Hadron Collider. So has this guy.
The Hadron Collider won’t open up black holes, it’s going to cause a RESONANCE CASCADE!
Everybody should go buy a crowbar immediately before the stores run out. Spraypainting red onto it will give it a damage multiplier as well.
It all makes sense now. Black Mesa was made up by the government to distract us from the REAL conspiracy – in Cern! Half-Life supposedly takes place in 200#, meaning the timing may fit (though I like to claim the game takes place in 1998, same year it came out. After all, Black Mesa uses Win98 – artistic licensing, or is Black Mesa just poorly funded? Maybe, but then the PowerPoint in Portal proves they’d have money for better computers. Forget it for now.).
So everybody get ready. The events of Half-Life are going to play out over the course of the next few months. Enjoy your fertility while you can! Mwahahahahahaha…
Do you see you crazy bloggers? I was right. The world ends Sunday! I bet the microblackhole is travelling to Italy right now looking for pasta with marinara sauce.
If you don’t know what I am talking about, linky here.
Well with everyone getting so caught up about how the world’s is going to end on Wednesday, I think it is time I blogged about it.
You are all fucking wrong.
It’s going to end Sunday.
On Wednesday the microblackhole will decide that it doesn’t want to eat anything (it’s a proven fact that blackholes tend to be bloated at the time of birth).
That micro-blackhole will then start trying to find pasta to eat.
During his search for pasta, he will taste a bit of the plate. Now typically, microblackholes enjoy the taste of ceramics, and from there he decides wants to sample every single flavour the universe has to offer.
Now the whole process takes more or less seventy-two hours from the moments of birth. From there the blackhole will take about a day to get to Earth consuming ability.
Now, I may be wrong about this. I highly doubt it, though. It is unlikely the blackhole will turn out to be a girl.
