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Do you add way too much sugar?
Do you make it more cream than coffee?
Do you drink it black?
Or do you just fiddle with the coffee bean in you hand.
Me? I fiddle with the coffee bean. Let some of the caffeine enter via diffusion.
Then I put it in my mouth and chew it.
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I have found my true love. “Who is she?” you ask. I’ll tell you. No need to be hasty, let me finish my prose.
She is the most perfect thing in existance. Whenever I’m around her, I find myself nervous and jiterry. She stimulate my mind and body, and she keeps me up all night. “Who is she?” you ask once again.
“Why, my dear friend she is the wonder of the world. She makes everyone, man or woman, tremble in her glorious aroma. She is the dark pleasure of the world.” I say tantalizing your curiosity, “Yes, I am in love. I am deeply and madly in love with one that loves me back. I am not talking about the fake love you see during late-nights in the horrible movings pictures that lie and distort reality. No, I am talking about the love that is only possible. I am talking about my love with coffee.”
And is she a most glorious mistress to love. I love her and there is nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.
First, get yourself a tin mug.
Second, boil water with two large chunks of firewood.
Third, pour coffee beans into your tin mug.
Fourth, when the water has boiled, pour it into your mug.
Fifth, drink immediately from the tin mug.
Sixth, chew thoroughly and swallow.
This has been part of THE MANLY WAY to-do—things series.
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