World Ends Sunday: Follow Up

Okay. I was wrong. The blackhole created by the LHC was a girl.

I admit my mistake (numbers 1, 2, and 3). Are you people happy now?

So instead of a hungry pasta and planet eating boy blackhole, we have a cosmetic consuming girl blackhole.

Expect to be missing nail polish, makeup, lotions, et cetera.

Set your calenders to October the twenty-first for another week of end-of-the-world excitement. (Hopefully the actual colliding of protons this time will create a boy blackhole this time.)

Hadron Collider: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! (Pt. 2)

Click here for Part 1.

More proof this is all tied in with Half-Life. This video has a 3D flyby of the pipe tunnels of CERN, and if you are a HL player (or even better, mapper) you will recognize things!

Good luck to all of you in the upcoming weeks, and remember to keep an eye on our blog for more “informative” posts.

Things to do before Sunday

With the world ending Sunday, I think it be proper to give a list of 10 things before the blackhole eats everything. And yes, the world still ends Sunday.
Although, if Kenito’s insight does turn out right, you should read the LHC Survival Guide instead.

Onto the list!

10. Take a nap

9. Play some games

8. Party a bit

7. Snack

6. Watch an old movie

5. Half-Life 2

4. Half-Life

3. Blog about the oncoming end of the world.

2. Sex

1. Listen

It was a tough decision between numbers 1 and 2, but you can always have both. Can’t you?

Hadron Collider: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

A certain free man was spotted near the Large Hadron Collider.  So has this guy.

The Hadron Collider won’t open up black holes, it’s going to cause a RESONANCE CASCADE!

Everybody should go buy a crowbar immediately before the stores run out. Spraypainting red onto it will give it a damage multiplier as well.

It all makes sense now. Black Mesa was made up by the government to distract us from the REAL conspiracy – in Cern! Half-Life supposedly takes place in 200#, meaning the timing may fit (though I like to claim the game takes place in 1998, same year it came out. After all, Black Mesa uses Win98 – artistic licensing, or is Black Mesa just poorly funded? Maybe, but then the PowerPoint in Portal proves they’d have money for better computers. Forget it for now.).

So everybody get ready. The events of Half-Life are going to play out over the course of the next few months. Enjoy your fertility while you can! Mwahahahahahaha…

Google’s Logo Today

In an effort to find more stuff to blog about, I’m turning to an inane subject.
We all know Google changes their logo whenever there’s a event of significance.

I have a complaint about today’s logo.
LACK OF EARTH CONSUMING BLACK HOLE FULLY CARICATURED WITH FORK, KNIFE, AND DINNER BIB!

Otherwise I’m fine. Oh and, the World Still Ends Sunday.

Also if you Google “World Ends Sunday”, we pop up first at the time of this writing. That would be awesome if that specific string of words was more commonly used.

World Still Ends Sunday!

Do you see you crazy bloggers? I was right. The world ends Sunday! I bet the microblackhole is travelling to Italy right now looking for pasta with marinara sauce.
If you don’t know what I am talking about, linky here.