It's a misnomer; we rant more than we are loath to change.
Alright, so I changed the theme. Enabled threaded comments (even though we aren’t commented on enough for that.) And… that’s about it. Maybe we should actually blog about thingies. Meh, whatever.
Also, does anyone know how to use OpenID? I seem to be lost.
I’ve coerced Mr. Gazok from Gazokblog to engage in a comic off for all of this week.
Each day he misses will result in a tele-stab via the series of tubes, that is not a big truck. Obviously if I were to–hypothetically–miss one, I would be tele-stabbed; but I’m too awesome to get tele-stabbed.
Also I find if he can use this as an excuse for bloggificating a post; I can too.
I’m motherfucking amazing. Thanks to this programmy thing. I have managed to come closer to catching up with my quota.
Now I just need to do it again after taking a rest.
I rock so much. It’s either that or I havne’t had the reccomended does of real-life romance.
Well, to cover both bases, I’ll take a look at your invitations to the Club’s of Rocking So Much (no promises on a reply, because being a prick just increases my rocking so much factor) and if you happen to be a hawt girl e-mail me. (Yeah… That’ll work real well….)
Anyways, on to the excerpt!
I CAN FINALLY FEEL PROUD OF THIS COUNTRY!
338 to 155 (at the time of this writing)
OH YEAH!
TAKE IT!
FEEL THE BURN!
OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!
YES WE CAN!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Enough all-caps. I bet my counterpart of the blog will have a field day on this.
(He’s a repube…)
My sound driver was fucked after my reformat of doom, and Windows fixed it.
Bill Gates, you are redeeming yourself.
(Only for XP mind you. Vista still needs to transformed into a singular physical entity and destroyed in the most thorough way possible with today’s technology. Future generations will have to use their technology to continue the destruction.)
According to this news post, a contest was held to have the Large Hadron Collider renamed, and among other awesome names such as “Black Mesa” and “42″, the winner is “Halo”.
It seems Microsoft will attempt to sue CERN for this. Most likely, they will fail (because Europeans always win in the end). They will then attempt to sabotage the Hadron Collider by replacing the test sample with something downright stupid, and cause the resonance cascade.
OF COURSE! If the Combine take over Earth, imagine how much money Microsoft will make! Combine weaponry and technology powered by Microsoft Windows! They’ll be rich (it’d also explain why the Combine are such poor fighters compared to the HECUs from Half-Life 1)!
I’ve figured it out! The Large Hardon/Hadron Collider is a countermeasure to the combine suppression fields. Humanity has hope to battle the combine now!
We just need to wait for them to arrive…
I swear this will be my last LHC post of the month. I know I’ve been trying to squeeze every single bit of (un)creative writing out of it and some people may feel nauseated.Okay. I was wrong. The blackhole created by the LHC was a girl.
I admit my mistake (numbers 1, 2, and 3). Are you people happy now?
So instead of a hungry pasta and planet eating boy blackhole, we have a cosmetic consuming girl blackhole.
Expect to be missing nail polish, makeup, lotions, et cetera.
Set your calenders to October the twenty-first for another week of end-of-the-world excitement. (Hopefully the actual colliding of protons this time will create a boy blackhole this time.)