Before it becomes popular, let it be known that I’m the first to say the following words.
The universe conspires against hope and positive thinking.
At least I hope I’m the first; I want to be quoted for something already…
Archive for October, 2009
Here’s the story. NASA bombs moon, moon god – Apollo – is angered.
We all die because Apollo shoots us with his arrows.
And no, there are no other moon gods, there is only one moon god and Apollo is him.
And really? Freaking really? Come on, it’s the moon vs. a rocket. It’s like a grain of sand versus a basketball.
Is it that time of year again?
No, no it isn’t it’s still 3 weeks again.
But, you can feel the excitement!
For those of you who do not know of what I am talking, I am talking of NaNoWriMo – National Novel Writing Month.
Yes, I needed to insult your intelligence; I use such petty tactics to sleep better at night knowing that you know I hold you in contempt.
Also, NaNoWriMo is in November. You can get more information on their site: http://www.nanowrimo.org/ . As if you’d read this far in if you didn’t already know what NaNoWriMo was.
Note to self: find out the best format for URLs
Now with NaNoWriMo on it’s way you can expect me to periodically procrastinate via this blog. So we’ll be un-dead, but not reanimated undead. Un-dead as in not dead. Perhaps ex-dead is a better word. Like ex-parrot.
Well, expect updates!
Sort of…
Not really.
Khan. WordPress doesn’t autolink.
Happy now?
(archival note: theme was changed from something to something else.)
Spy Sappin’ Mah Blog!
Published 2009/10/04 Miscellanea , Rants Leave a CommentTags: annoyed, blog, conspiracy, stupid
Hello everyone! It’s me, Kenito. You may not remember me – I’m the one who remains on topic and imbues his posts with errant signs of my violent hatred of Communists.
Anyway, it appears David has metaphorically raped (and perhaps physically too, I noticed that the disc drive and some of the ports don’t work on the webserver mainframe anymore) the blog in my absence. I’m going to keep this rant short and sweet, because I need to go find a cheap lawyer so Miss Webserver can sue for mental anguish.
The new blog theme. Seriously? You may call it “modern” and “stylized”. I call it “best viewed at a resolution of 640×480 or higher.”
