An Ingenious Use of Doctor Sampson’s Telescopic Range
If ever a gentleman find himself surrounded by his rival’s mercenary employ–as often I have–in the boiler room of said rival’s factory–as was I lately–then he need merely turn Doctor Sampson’s Telescopic Range–available at Doctor Sampson’s Emporium of Scientific Wonders and Technological Marvels for a nominal fee–towards boiler and let free a telescoping stream of heat to boil the water contained to make for a most effective distraction to aid in his escape.
Note on use of Doctor Sampson’s Telescopic Range: It’s a clumsy poorly-designed flamethrower. Don’t use it, if you value your life.
