From the perspective of some angry unpopular person who is his/her on clique:
Welcome to Norton Stereotype High School: where school is how it is supposed to be. At Norton Stereotype High, you belong to a clique. The faster you find it; the faster you’re accepted.
There are two types of cliques: the popular cliques and the unpopular.
Although, you want to fall into the shallow popular clique of ass-hats. You won’t. By wanting to, you have already shown you’re unworthy of popularity. It is not something you obtain; it is something you are.
So let’s not waste time explaining popular cliques, because you can’t explain being popular. Now then, you’re in an unpopular clique; let’s give you an idea of what they’re like.
There are far too many unpopular clique to list, therefore we’ll list a select few examples, in order of peasantry.
The stoner clique: it’s self explanatory. They are cool, but they are not popular.
The band clique: they are the largest clique. Simply put: the clique is any one in band. They are also the easiest pickings for popular cliques.
The geek clique: these people are only one step above the nerd clique. They have no social live and play “games”. These “games” are not sports games, but are perversions of the word game–that comes from the Greelatik word “gamamamamamamama” meaning violence, sweat, and muscles in a public gathering usually involving size-comparisons.
The nerd clique: by far it is the most unpopular clique. These subhumans play games called “tah-bul-top-are-pee-gees”. The most played “tah-bul-top-are-pee-gee” was invented by a Satanist, Gary Gygax, and is called “dum-juns-an-duh-drag-queens”.
Hopefully, this has given you an idea of which clique you belong too, and an idea of how much torment with which you will find.
I have the weirdest internet friends that inspire the weirdest creative writing things.
Okay… Not really, but I liked to think so.
(until it was shattered by you critical people)
