Vacationing About

Ah yes, it’s that time of year again: snow falling in the northern regions (Suck it Southern Hemisphere!); chestnuts roasting by the fire; presents under the holiday tree; the birth of Super-Awesome-Technicolour-Crystal-Dragon-Jesus foreverly marking this day as the cumulation of all of Western Culture commercialisation in a giant climax of massive consumerism (Capitalist Pigs! For Stalin! Praise the CCCP! Uhh…  hold on….  Workers of the World Unite!); and making reservations at wonderful ranch things that will result in a very, very boring time for everyone.

Wait what?

Twilight: Chapter One

It’s time to beat a seemingly dead horse.
Yes.
That THING.
That THING that has ink and words and sentences (barely).
That THING that even my writing can surpass if I bothered to revise my horrible horrible novel.
That THING that’s like bad fanfic.
You know what I’m talking about (seeing as I wrote the title in my blog post title).

Twilight

 

I’ve only managed to read the first chapter before turning away and disgust and throwing up. I have got to say, it’s like reading the adaptation of Meet the Spartans.

 

Okay. Let’s summarise the first chapter.

 

• Like oh my god I’m moving to my dad’s place in Washington and it rains a lot!
• Like oh my god he got me a car.
• Like oh my god no one will like me to school.
• Like oh my god people don’t not-like me at school.
• Like oh my god that teacher was a bitch for making me introduce myself.
• Like oh my god I’m so sorry for you. (Ha bitch! I get to have the sexy albino guy!)
• Like oh my god that sexy albino guy (named Edward at this point) hates me.
• Like oh my god why doesn’t he like me?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?
• Like oh my god my school day sucked.

End of chapter one.

Please, please shoot me.
I don’t want to live any more.
Twilight is just too horrible.

Comic Numbah 5: WWIII & Insanity

WWIII & Insanity is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

 

So remember, Jamie (Gazok) caused WWIII and the nuclear apocalypse. Err… He will cause the nukular apocalypse.

If you show up on his front doorstep with pitchforks and torches you may just be able to stop him.

 

Comic Numbah 4: NukaCola & Radiation

Yeah, yeah.

I cheated. And mispelled something, again…

Well frak you Gazok.

It’s also just so damned delicious.

 

Stupid cultural domination of my residence.

Yes, those are all mine.

The Most Awesomest Thing Ever

So I was just playing with my wonderful pocketknife (Swiss Army, of course).

And I was flipping it and stuff, closed.

Yeah, yeah. “Real men do with the blade out.” I’ve just got this strange and unreasonable fear of blades, alright?

Now while I was playing with that pocket knife of mine, I had some music playing from the radio of the interwebs.

And I–being clumsy–drop my pocketknife. So what the hell? I drop it I drop it. I’ll just pick it up again, right?

Only…

This time was different. You see, I dropped my pocketknife onto my computer case. This wouldn’t of cause any concern, IF–and I say if–I hadn’t had music playing.

The music stopped. Suddenly I was presented with the dreaded stutter bug. Only, I wasn’t playing any Source Engine game; hell I wasn’t playing any game.

At that point I looked at my monitor; and what the hell do you know?

 

I got my computer to go BSoD.

Freaking Awesome.

Comic Numbah 3: Nukes & Culture

I’m running dry of the “[Nuclear Weapon Related Subject] & [Miscellanea]” type.

If some one were to provide me with ideas…

I would be…

Grateful…..

for a day…

or two……..

 

Anyway, I proudly present to you faithful readers

Nukes & Culture:

Nukes & Culture is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

 

Now obviously, that particular person died because he didn’t duck & cover.

Comic Numbah 2: Fallout & You!

Still on the nukes…

And i got lazy and did this on notebook paper with a ballpoint.

:O

Still coloured digitally.

Now I proudly present to you,

Fallout & You!

Fallout & You! is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

 

Okay, maybe it could be a bit more topical to the title and a bit more funny, but you know what?

I’m bloody lazy.

Comic Numbah 1: Duck & Cover

I’ve got to get off all this Red Threat, Cold War, and Nukular Apocalypse stuff.

Comic (kinda, sorta) parodying the infamous Duck & Cover tape.

Duck & Cover by t3h1337idiot is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

 

Take that Gazok!

Comic Off

I’ve coerced Mr. Gazok from Gazokblog to engage in a comic off for all of this week.
Each day he misses will result in a tele-stab via the series of tubes, that is not a big truck. Obviously if I were to–hypothetically–miss one, I would be tele-stabbed; but I’m too awesome to get tele-stabbed.
Also I find if he can use this as an excuse for bloggificating a post; I can too.

Question Time: Coffee

Do you add way too much sugar?
Do you make it more cream than coffee?
Do you drink it black?
Or do you just fiddle with the coffee bean in you hand.

Me? I fiddle with the coffee bean. Let some of the caffeine enter via diffusion.
Then I put it in my mouth and chew it.

 

I’m loving the new look of WordPress right now. Looks much more streamlined.