NaNoWriMo 2008

I’ve completed my novel at Approx. 45k.

I’ll hit 50k next time.

But you lucky people get a pdf!

An Adventure Aboard the Aeroship Leirain

Giving Thanks

I’m thankful of the Native Americans for helping the pilgrams in hard times, and for dying so easily when they didn’t need help anymore.

I’m thankful of the Almighty for being such a jackass to all of humanity.

I’m thankful of our popular view of both the pilgrims and indians.

I’m thankful of Andrew Jackson’s crusade against the indians.

I’m thankful for the turkey that was pried from the cold dead hands of the Indians. (What use are they anyway?)

And I’m thankful of our great and mighty country.

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I suppose I’m a hypocrite, because I take part in the Turkey consuming too…

What NaNoWriMo has taught me

• Suicide is a viable alternative the shitty feeling you get from not reaching 50k.
• Insanity should be nurtured.
• Finish your damned plot and stop making your prose lengthy and purple.
• Promise to shoot yourself if you don’t finish.
• If you don’t think you can reach the 50k, fuck it; and just finish your damned plot by the end of the 30th.

My thoughts on Twilight

Do you belive in the existance of vampires? No? Well you should. You see, it began when my daddy moved me to this school in COlorado, I think. I don’t really know. I was always the outcast you see. Always ther person people didn’t want to “hang” with. But, once I moved, People started talking to me. And well, this one boy-he has a secret-he’s a vampire. And he’s like sooooo dreamy. Like OMG! He’s just soooooo awesome. and hot. and I like want to do stuff to him. and like I wanna be a vampire too!

Thank the gods for the invention of the flak jacket.

1006 Words in 33 Minutes!

I’m motherfucking amazing. Thanks to this programmy thing. I have managed to come closer to catching up with my quota.

Now I just need to do it again after taking a rest.

I laugh because other wise I’d cry.

I’m running out of good dialogue. I’ve turned to insults now.

“I see. So,” Colonel Wybert a took a breath, “she drugged you, you woke up, she was amazed, you said you were of vampiric nature, you showed off your amazing physical prowess, she fell in love because she was into those sorts of events, you saved her from some trite or cliche occurance, and she fell in love with you again, twice, cumultively.

“That wasn’t how it happened, but it vaguely sounds familiar for some nebulious reason.” Robert was trying to remember where he had heard that.

“I saw that travesty that was named a novel on your shelf.” Wybert explained.

Stupid L4D

I have played the demo of Left 4 Dead. I found it painful, annoying, and so very addictive. It’s like crack. I shoot zombies. I hit zombies. I have to save the asses of my teammates before they die horrible deaths.

And L4D is screwing with my NaNoWriMo writing quota.

Four-Step Approach to World Domination

My one and only love

I have found my true love. “Who is she?” you ask. I’ll tell you. No need to be hasty, let me finish my prose.

She is the most perfect thing in existance. Whenever I’m around her, I find myself nervous and jiterry. She stimulate my mind and body, and she keeps me up all night. “Who is she?” you ask once again.

“Why, my dear friend she is the wonder of the world. She makes everyone, man or woman, tremble in her glorious aroma. She is the dark pleasure of the world.” I say tantalizing your curiosity, “Yes, I am in love. I am deeply and madly in love with one that loves me back. I am not talking about the fake love you see during late-nights in the horrible movings pictures that lie and distort reality. No, I am talking about the love that is only possible. I am talking about my love with coffee.”

And is she a most glorious mistress to love. I love her and there is nothing you can do to make me think otherwise.

Excerpt from my NaNoWriMo Novel

I rock so much. It’s either that or I havne’t had the reccomended does of real-life romance.

Well, to cover both bases, I’ll take a look at your invitations to the Club’s of Rocking So Much (no promises on a reply, because being a prick just increases my rocking so much factor) and if you happen to be a hawt girl e-mail me. (Yeah… That’ll work real well….)

Anyways, on to the excerpt!